Sweetheart you'll have to talk louder, I'm embroiled in a vicious Diablo II encounter using my spifftastic new virtual-reality gear! These monster sprites are so big and so real, I feel I can reach out and touch the pixels! Oh, sorry hon, was that your boob?

Yes, yes, hand me the sword! It's a high-quality socketed Flamberge with two rubies in it. I didn't mean to throw it at the entertainment center, however, a group of Zakarum Zealots were after me and I had to take drastic measures.

Also, my apologies in advance for when you discover what I did to the bathroom. See, I was in the inner sanctum and suddenly had to make a break for it but there was no door in that particular direction -- fortunately it was only drywall so I was able to hack my way through and into our bedroom before the zombies killed me.

Oh mercy, sweetie, look out! The Zakarum Zealots are back! Point me toward the front door, I'll kick down the coffee table and make a break for it!!