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2/8/2001
I WILL KICK YOUR SCRAWNY CHESS ASS
Go ahead, move your little girlie pawn. I have a calculator-like mind and abs of steel. Watch now as I move my little pope-dude over to ... HERE! Look at that! Check, bitch!
That's right, I will kick your scrawny chess ass!
Oh, castling, hunh? That's the last refuge of the weak. Now I will uh -- move this -- SILENCE WEAK LITTLE MAN! And get these stupid chatters off of my channel, all the little voices crawling across the screen give me vertigo. Must CONCENTRATE. There -- oh yes -- oh look at this!! LOOK!
Bigity-BAM!
Now what are you going to do with your tiny white army, little chesswimp? I just moved in my -- the little horsey! He is gonna smack your shit up, flabbyman! You are headed for a full-on CHESSECTOMY!! I am going to put a big firm chess-boot high up into your scrawny chess ass!
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