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7/10/2003
OH YAH? THAT'S NOTHING. I PLAY QUAKE 3 IN 16384X12288 RESOLUTION.
I do, and I like it. And you're bragging about your stupid Radeon 9700! I got a Radeon ... 9900. And a half. And I crank up the resolution to 16384 and I still get one hundred ... million frames a second. The text is so small it looks like DOTS. They could fit the Library of Congress on my Quake screen. AND THEY HAVE. Cuz I told them they could.
See 'cuz I went to the Alienware website and custom-configured my machine, but what I did was I HACKED INTO THEIR HTML code, cuz I know how, and I changed the "Configure your own PC" page so that I could order hardware that wasn't supposed to be on the market yet. And I paid like half as much as you did for your Radiator...thing.
My harddrive has like a terragig, and I just drug and dropped the Internet onto my C: drive and it's still copying but I'm gonna get the whole thing.
A porn star's gonna have my baby.
I have a custom case too. It was airbrushed by that guy with the chopped off ear. He owed me big time cuz I built a water-cooler for his mother-RAM.
[Daily Victim idea submitted by GameSpy reader Aaron Wirth.]
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