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10/9/2000
YOUR ENTIRE COMPUTER NETWORK IS AT THE MERCY OF MY RAZOR SHARP BEAVER TEETH


Hello, user.

I understand you've been running a Tribes server on company hardware, clearly violating our fine Corporation's acceptable use policy.

May I remind you that I am in possession of a set of RAZOR SHARP BEAVER TEETH?

That's right, simple employee. All it takes is one good gnaw and your entire ethernet collapses about your head like a house of cards. You are at my mercy!

Recall, if you will, my encounter with Schmitt, our former IT Director. He attempted to withstand my imminent seizure of power using his rough metallic snake of retribution -- but it was no match for my razor sharp beaver teeth.

Now I am the Alpha Techie. Your position in this corporation is dependant upon the fragile whims of my gnashing Beaver Teeth. I suggest you respect their authority.

 

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