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4/18/2001
HAVING PLAYED CRAZY TAXI FOR SIX STRAIGHT HOURS I CANNOT CONTROL THE URGE TO DRIVE DANGEROUSLY FAST TO THE NEAREST KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN


Dude, just give me the keys!

I've read the reports and listened to the Senate hearings about how violent video games cause violence, and you and I know that that is a bunch of garbage. There is absolutely no connection between what you play on the screen and what you may do in real life.

Or so I thought.

But after my latest six-hour Crazy Taxi binge on the Dreamcast, I find that I can no longer fight the incredible urge to drive like a freak-ass maniac and peel rubber all the way from my carport to the nearest Kentucky Fried Chicken.

I have complete confidence that I can make my '79 Volkswagen Scirocco flip doughnuts while sailing through the air above Harbor Boulevard.

So just drop the keys on the table and back away slowly! I mean it this time. That's it. Slowly. Sloooowly. Step back... *twitch* Clear a path to the front door...

BECAUSE I HAVE TEN CRAZY MINUTES!

 

 

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