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2/12/2001
I CAN'T FOR THE LIFE OF ME FIGURE OUT *SLURP* THE REASON MY KEYBOARD IS SO STICKY


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Guys, could someone come and help me? There is a key on my keyboard that is sticking, but I can't tell you ... uh ... I can't name it because if I use it it uh starts to ... it doesn't stop!

So please come here to the first floor to help me. I'm in cubicle, er, the cubicle in the middle of "V" and "X." I'm not sure ... the reason the key in question is sticky, but it's next to the letter Q and I use it to run for- er -- straight ahead during games of Quake. I take very good care of my keyboard, taking care to shake the crumbs loose after eating Doritoes or french fries over it and usually I mop up the mayonaise a day or so after spilling on it, so it's a mystery to me. Do you kno-- I mean, can you imagine ho -- uh, see that it's difficult to type emails and not use the ... sticking key? One small slip and I'm done for.

Please help! I promise I'll stop eating the bananna milkshakes over the keyboard if you can just help me out and explain to me howwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwCTRL-ALT-DELETE CTRL-ALT-DELETE CTRL-ALT-DELETE

 

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