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11/7/2000
HONEY, I LOVE YOU, BUT DON'T SEE ANY REASON TO LEAVE THIS PERFECTLY GOOD ELITE FORCE SERVER.
I know, I know. But try to see it my way. When we met and started dating, that was before I discovered this server where they're playing Elite Force CTF on map CTF_VOY1 24 hours a day, seven days a week.
Things are different now. This map plays continuously, and the server is packed. Two days ago I took a break to get a sandwich, and it was hours before I managed to get back in. HOURS! Think of all the captures I missed out on. So I can't leave.
Instead of going out tonight, I was hoping you could call that Chinese place, and we could order in. Then you can shovel the food into my mouth between rounds.
I know you need me, sweetie. But these guys need me too. Look at this dude guarding the flag room here with me -- He can hardly shoot. It looks like he's using the keyboard to play instead of the mouse. And he calls himself a Klingon!!
Oh, you're leaving? Hey, while you're up, could you empty my pee bottle?
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