PSST, WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY AN EVERQUEST RUBICITE BREASTPLATE? IT CAN BE YOURS FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF A SINGLE HUMAN BABY.

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Oh, you don't say? 25,000 platinum pieces, a 98 VW Jetta, $200 US dollars, and a night with your wife? Tempting. Very tempting. Might I make a counteroffer? You keep the night with your wife, and nine months later, you give me ... a live human baby.