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1/5/2001
LOOK, I JUST DESIGN WEBSITES. I WON'T BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND.
Hello there, thanks for writing. I'm glad you like my website design. The answer, unfortunately, is no -- I won't be your girlfriend.
Also, while I may in fact look like an anime goddess, I do not own a missile launcher, nor can I fly. I wear these metal things in my hair because they look cool, especially online. Same with the purple eye makeup.
I did not come from outer space to mate with you.
My hair isn't naturally purple; I dyed it that way. I'm afraid I didn't know it was your lifelong dream when I did it; I thought it would make some great digital pics. Speaking of which, I do not operate a 24-hour webcam. I just design websites. Sorry!
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