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1/17/2001
YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME? YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME!? I'M AVAILABLE TO KICK YOUR ASS ANYWHERE BETWEEN 3:15 AND 3:45 PM PST TODAY


Oh, you want some, do you? Allow me to make a note of that in my pocket organizer! I'll file you under "Wants some."

Now then, when are you available to accept the administration of the spanking? I have some openings available this afternoon. Allow me to confer with my Outlook calendar. Ah yes, I see I have some time available here between 3:15 and 3:45. Shall I pencil you in for a tentative ass-whuppin?

Excellent! What map should we play on? Of course it matters. A 20-frag deathmatch on "Annihilation Station" takes approximately thirteen minutes according to my records, whereas "Wastehole" could take as long as twenty minutes. We've got to work this out. Oh, you say? Hang on while I annote your record in my address book to reflect that you're a total choad.

Uh oh, my Palm Pilot is beeping now. I have this time set aside to surf some adult websites. Ciao!

 

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