My uncanny resemblance to gaming superstar Shigeru Miyamoto encouraged my friends to hatch a nefarious scheme

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"We've been having a lot of trouble with security," the cops explained to me. "Why, just outside some crackpot is claiming to be you. Don't worry, we cuffed him and handed him to the Marines."

"Domo Arigato," I answered.