You Want a Piece of Me? You Want a Piece of Me!? I'm Available to Kick Your Ass Anywhere between 3:15 and 3:45 PM PST Today

Oh, you want some, do you? Allow me to make a note of that in my pocket organizer! I'll file you under "Wants some."

Now then, when are you available to accept the administration of the spanking? I have some openings available this afternoon. Allow me to confer with my Outlook calendar. Ah yes, I see I have some time available here between 3:15 and 3:45. Shall I pencil you in for a tentative ass-whuppin?

Excellent! What map should we play on? Of course it matters. A 20-frag deathmatch on "Annihilation Station" takes approximately thirteen minutes according to my records, whereas "Wastehole" could take as long as twenty minutes. We've got to work this out. Oh, you say? Hang on while I annote your record in my address book to reflect that you're a total choad.

Uh oh, my Palm Pilot is beeping now. I have this time set aside to surf some adult websites. Ciao!

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Hmmm, I'm not sure if I have Joey's ICQ number on here. Let me check. What I can do is take my address book and then sort it according to how much ass everyone munches. Ah! There he is! Second from the top.

Score: 7.22; Total Votes: 1359 as of 2009-12-09.

Hmmm... Susan? the People Downstairs Are Definitely Playing the Sims. Yeah ... Yeah I Think They Just Bought a Couch.

California's Rolling Power Blackouts Have Reduced Me to Wholly Unsatisfying Forms of Manual Analog Entertainment

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