Hello there, thanks for writing. I'm glad you like my website design. The answer, unfortunately, is no -- I won't be your girlfriend.

Also, while I may in fact look like an anime goddess, I do not own a missile launcher, nor can I fly. I wear these metal things in my hair because they look cool, especially online. Same with the purple eye makeup.

I did not come from outer space to mate with you.

My hair isn't naturally purple; I dyed it that way. I'm afraid I didn't know it was your lifelong dream when I did it; I thought it would make some great digital pics. Speaking of which, I do not operate a 24-hour webcam. I just design websites. Sorry!