I clubbed a sales clerk unconscious and I'll do the same to you!

I won't have enough money for Soul Calibur 2 until after payday at the end of the month. So in the meantime I've got to keep myself occupied by showing up here at the mall after work and playing the demo station here at Gaming Gigabuys.

Absolutely NOBODY can defeat me, with my shaolin quickstyle, what is known in the West as full body gaming. When I want to lay on the hurting, like so, I start slamming on the buttons with the controller up here over my shoulder. If you come after me swinging that Katana, WHOOSH! I'm stepping out of the way and swinging the controller over here. It's all about focus.

Now, you're not the first person to ask me to leave, Mr. Mall-Security-Guard-With-A-Golf-Cart. The first guy was the store clerk who came up behind me, but he made the mistake of tapping my shoulder just as Cassandra lunged at me so I WHAMS! I just clocked him with the controller while I was making my character step aside. He was out for like ten minutes.

So I suggest you back away. Because next round, I plan on playing as Misurugi. And all I'm saying is, it's a good thing this sucker's attached with wires.

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It's not gaming unless your arms and legs are sore the next day.

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To my friends, family, and loved ones: I would like to apologize in advance for the weekend of debauchery I'm planning on Tatooine.

Avast, ye sea doggies! Hand yer captain a manual or something!

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