My new phone service has unlimited instant text messaging! It will usher in a new era of open communication!
10:20 AM: upgraded cel srvce strts today. unl txt msg! :) :)
10:22 AM: unl txt msg soooo cool. Can use it 2 tell u all about my cool day! :)
10:31 AM: am drnking milk
10:35 AM: update: milk good
10:45 AM: in car now! so cool!
10:53 AM: almost hit som guy
10:57 AM: sholdnt txt whil drvng lolol :) :)
11:02 AM: stl drvng
11:06 AM: @bagel place
11:12 AM: update: bagel good
11:24 AM: reding nwspapr
11:57 AM: jus scored 890 pts on snake game!! :) :)
12:10 PM: dude next 2 me has funy hair
12:12 PM: did u get pic i snt of dude hair?
12:13 PM: tryng again. dude hair?
12:15 PM: dude w/hair gone
12:39 PM: @sandwich place
12:41 PM: tuna
12:43 PM: eating now
12:50 PM: update: tuna good
12:52 PM: still good
1:01 PM: time 4 haircut
1:10 PM: going 2 get haircut
1:25 PM: update: getting hair cut
1:28 PM: chik cutting hair SO hot
1:29 PM: think she saw that
1:37 PM: how much should i tip haircut chik?
1:45 PM: tipd 36% cuz chik hot but upst tht socity req certn essntal profs to ern incm w/ gratuty so nt far since arbitry judgmnts mde w/ regrd 2 supefcal factrz as prt of req incom cuz ugly ppls ned 2 fed kidz 2 so i tip undr protst but chik so hot wuz worth it
1:50 PM: kewl dog here
2:20 PM: @mall now
2:40 PM: buying tix 4 mvie
2:30 PM: hav huge buckt-o-popcrn
2:35 PM: did u get pic of popcrn?
2:37 PM: its huge
2:45 PM: mvie starting
2:47 PM: update: popcorn good
2:51 PM: phone cn totlly lite up seat n front of me
3:00 PM: drew barymor hot
3:15 PM: update: stil hot
3:35 PM: movie sux
3:49 PM: i tak it bck movie r0x
4:01 PM: movie sux
4:05 PM: LOLOLOLOLOLOL movie r0x
4:15 PM: drew almst nekid
4:56 PM: mve done have to pee
4:59 PM: peeing
5:10 PM: phone low on btry? wtf? why?
5:25 PM: omgomg hot chik frm haircut here!!!!
5:29 PM: tlk to hot chik?
5:45 PM: hot chik drnkng smoothy
5:47 PM: update: smoothy loks good
5:52 PM: hot chik left
5:54 PM: i ddnt tlk 2 her
6:02 PM: shld hav snt pic of chik
6:07 PM: unl txt msg so cool
6:10 PM: communcatn nvr so usefl
Did you get my messages today? All of them? Cool, hunh? It was like you were THERE!
Score: 8.05; Total Votes: 2459 as of 2009-12-09.