The world’s smallest violin and I wish to discuss the loss of your WarCraft III hero

It’s certainly true that your Priestess of the Moon fought hard during the climactic confrontation by the gold mines in the center of the map. She was a wildcat, that one. I will give you this: I nearly lost my Lich. She was downing my undead left and right. You have my utmost respect! It took my entire compliment of Frost Wyrms and -- what’s that? Wait, the World’s Smallest Violin wishes to speak.

What’s that you say, tiny, tiny little violin? My, that’s a sad, sad song you’re playing with your itty-bitty little strings.

Anyways, what was I saying, with regards to your crushing defeat? Oh yes, I’m sure she gave it her all knowing that if I gained control of those gold mines it would only be a matter of time before my hideous Meatwagons and Abominations rolled their hateful fury into the depths of your once-beautiful glade. Hold on a minute? What was that? I couldn’t hear you over the sound of The World’s Smallest Violin, as it continues to play a teeny tiny dirge for your dead Priestess who was unable to stop the onslaught.

Oh, you tiny tiny violin! How your mournful and incredibly petite little sounds bring an itty-bitty tear to my eye. Thank you, wee violin, for putting it all into perspective for us both.

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How on earth can such a tiny violin produce a sound so sad? Indeed!

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Man, I would give anything for a hit of whatever dope the driver of this tank is smoking.

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