Just One Nibble and Them Hedgehogs Will Know the Meaning of 'Pain.'

[Sound of birds chirping.]
[In the distance, a dog barks.]
[Long, unbroken silence.]
[Soft rustle of grass.]
[A sudden "Thwip!" noise, followed by a soft thump.]
[With a cawing ruckus, birds scatter from the trees.]
"Dammit!"
[The crack of six gunshots, followed by their echo from the hills]

[Birds chirp. Softly, a low gutteral voice mumbles obscenities.]
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