Did you check out Gamerama.com yesterday, April 1st? Yeah, it was hacked, the front page was totally gone. That was my doing! I spent all day Saturday trying to break into that thing. See, I used that Internet Explorer exploit to pull a password off of a mailserver to log into the network pages, and then I spent a few hours trying different URLs until I got into their content administration system, and then I set it up so at midnight instead of doing their regular content update, the whole page was black and said "This page waj 0\/\/nz3red by [Brofah]JACKless."

All day yesterday I cruised the forums to watch the havoc I had unleashed, but instead everyone was like, "That was a great April Fools Joke!" or "I almost fell for it!" Even the site admins were arguing among themselves to figure out which one of them had done it.

So finally I was like, "No no! It was me! I'm [Brofah]JACKless! And I owned you! Honest!" but they still didn't believe me. Like eight other guys ame out and said that THEY were [brofah]JACKless, then LOL'ed and said "April Fools." Damn them all! I'm the one with no JACK! And I hax0red them, fair and square. Man, what sucky timing.

And another thing. This arrow through my head? It's REAL! Nobody ever believes me.