Why Doesn't This Warez Server Have Any Decent Customer Support!?

Look, I spent two and a half hours last night downloading the Warezed version of Black and White from your 8 gig warez server, and here I start it up and the damn thing hangs and then crashes. So, I hopped onto your message board here, and now you're telling me you can't help me get it working. What kind of Warez server are you? You call this a "service?" How do you expect my further patronage if you guys give me a hard time in your message boards, hunh? I might just take my business elsewhere, or give you a low rating on the top 100 WaReZ List. How would that feel?
I mean, listen. The fact is, I spent two hours downloading this game, that's a lot of work, so of course I'm entitled to play it. And since I got it from you guys, don't you think you should maybe support the products you steal for the people who steal them from you?
Yesterday some creep actually suggested I go out and buy it. Who let that ch0ad on here? Is that the kind of guy you want on your sever?

If companies would just make their games easier to copy, they'd earn a LOT of points in my book, lemme tell you.
Score: 7.23; Total Votes: 2,217 as of 2009-12-09.