Duuuuuhhhh da da daduh
da daaaaaaaaaa dada duh
Duuuuuhhhh da da daduh
da deeeeeeeeee dooo do do!

Dooooooooo do do do do000 -- oodleooo
Dooooo do do dooo -- oodlleaa-ayy
da dabadaba da DA DAAA DAA!

Now with the violins! It's all soft now!
Oh yeah -- in the back -- that's right!
It's a conspiracy, it's all scary, oh ooOOhhhh,
sooo scary -- are you ready with the techno?

This is the part where I break it down! Now it's real!
OoOOOOoooooobeedobedabeedobedadaaaaabedodeedlydede
[deep breath]
deedelydedeeee-uuuhhh

NOW IT'S QUIET!
But heavy with the drums .. oohhh,
oh the banging ... now, hit it -- hold that note --
Creepy! Oh yeah, it's creepy!

[Wipes forehead]
WHhheee-eeo! That was good. Did you get all that?
'Cuz I can do it again.